For Oohz...






obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.



blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E





20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one



problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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zeysus:

if zayn’s nudes ever drop just know that I will not be posting on tumblr anymore because I will be meeting with Jesus at the golden gates



roughness:

Harry: hey do you mind locking that door

Zayn: fuck your door

Harry: Yeah FUCK MY DOOR DUDE! FUCK IT!! I AM SO SORRY FOR ASKING



honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

What does this even mean or say



blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E



windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video



kyian:

Iconic


via hate © dekutree

asgardian-angels:

m-ahagoni:

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

  • Monday
  • Monday #2
  • Monday #3
  • Monday #4
  • Friday
  • Saturday
  • Pre-Monday

At least it’s not

  • Tuesday
  • Tuesday #2
  • Tuesday #3
  • Tuesday #4
  • Tuesday #5
  • Tuesday #6
  • Tuesday #7

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THIS IS IMPORTANT 

reparteeist:

mother-machinegun:

GUYS TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WENT TO GOODWILL AND I FOUND THIS FUCKING CLOCK

IT WAS LIKE THIS CLOCK WITH BUTTONS YOU COULD CLICK AND IT CYCLED THROUGH WORDS AND FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON THEY INCLUDED THE WORD ‘NUTS’

LIKE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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WHAT PURPOSE DOES THIS CLOCK FUCKING SERVE

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WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

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NOOOO

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THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

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we bought it.

We spent actual real money on this and its in the bedroom where it belongs



84emojis:

azucarcult:

emiliogorgeous:

Drake trickin on Nicki at a bodega.

Is this not me and my baby daddy or nah

im screaming



zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

calum: *gets blonde streak*

[phone starts ringing, calum answers call]

calum: hel-

zayn: how my dick taste